The Swim Archive

[Whelp]

Dear desantoos,

You are a pederast and a charlatan.

Hoist your trousers and call the wahmbulance.

PS: your left shoe is untied and you need to finish your homework.

[desantoos]

Dear Whelp,

All I have left to do tonight is write a 1 page paper on a Philosophy essay I read. So Har to you. And I just looked up pederast, and that's not me... perhaps the one disguised as a female at the moment?
Yeah, that's what I thought. Call the wahmbulance.

[Whelp]

Dear desantoos,

I will not be joining you and Lady Kensington for croquet and tea this week-end.

Your doorman has informed me that our Mr. Squashbottom is no longer welcome at the manor.

Call the wahmbulance.

[desantoos]

Dear Whelp,

I'm deeply sorry to hear that the doorman has told you about our new policy. However, I must employ such idiosyncratic policies until the carpets that were soiled .

Sincerely telling you,

Call the wahmbulance.

[Whelp]

Dear Lord desantoos,

It pains me to hearr these turns of events.

Perhaps you would like to join me and Cletus at the Cheery Grove Motor Court?

The '79 Impala now has fresh wooden blocks on which to stand, and grand-ma-ma has recently mop-and-glo'd the west wing.

I do know how you and the mum like linoleum.

Always at your service,

Call the wahmbulance,

The Whelp

[InternetPredator]

Dear Whelp,

The wahmbulance ran over your fish and crashed into your grandmother's face.

Call the wahmbulance.

[I_am_Jacks_STD]

Dear InternetPredator,

Call_the_wahmbulance.

[InternetPredator]

Dear I_am_Jacks_STD,

I know this guy. I'm not afraid of your pet mongoose either.

Call the wahmbulance.

[desantoos]

Dear Internetpredator,

The Governator has fondeled your girlfriend. Call the wahmbulance.

[Taowulf_Tha_Sequel]

I PWN WEREWOLVES.  That name sounds so familiar...........wait a minute!  YOU'RE THAT **bleep**ING RABBIT THAT KILLED ALL THE MEMBERS OF MY LAST PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InternetPredator]

Dear Taowulf_Tha_Sequel,

You're doing it wrong and I'm sure that's not the first time you heard that.

Call the wahmbulance

[Roche]

Dear I PWN WEREWOLVES,


"I CLAP FOR THE SHOE HANDS" got locked


call the wahmbulance




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Message Edited by Roche on 02-10-2006 06:41 PM

[Manik]

dear IB,



you no longer satisfy my lust for veiled metaphors of self-stimulation.



call the wahmbulance.

[Pucca_Love]

Dearest Manik,

I need a rope for mah pants.

Call the wahmbulance.

[desantoos]

Dear Pucca Love,

I need pants.

Call the wahmbulance.

[itsacoaster]

Dear desantoos,









I CLAP FOR THE SHOE HANDS
















Still. Call the wahmbulance.














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[I_am_Jacks_STD]

Dear itsacoaster,

It's over.  Time to move on and call the wahmbulance.

[itsacoaster]

Dear Jacks whatever,


Me sad.

Time to call the wahmbulance.

[Roche]

dear i-dont-know-i-just-woke-up-and-i'm-still-too-tired-to-think:

I thought my last post in SHOE HANDS had some redeeming quality.

I guess not.

Lemme hitch a ride in the wahmbulance.

[I_am_Jacks_STD]

Dear itsasomething or another,

'Tis a sad sad day.

We need a fleet of the finest wahmbulances.

[desantoos]

Dear STD Belonging in the Possesion of Jack,

What a crappy last post for that thread, too. The Mods picked the wrong time to lock it.

Call the wahmbulance.

[itsacoaster]

Dear unpunnable person,

I think we need to order some more SHOE HANDS. I have some CLAPping withdrawl.

I'll call the wahmbulance.

[Whelp]

Dear itsacoaster,

FedEx will no longer accept your business becase of the last time you tried to send your uncle's corpse by ground delivery

Call the wahmbulance.

[itsacoaster]

Dear Whelp,

Hey, how was I supposed to know that people are touchy about shipping corpses?

Call the wahmbulance.

[Whelp]

Dear itsacoaster,

You've finally flipped your lid and won a place on The Price Is Right.

Call the wahmbulance.