Season 2.
Get Your Poke OnSweet lady
I love your body
You make my blood boil
Down inside
But I've got to tell you
I don't think my chunky pounds
Will come right out
Oh, that's alright, baby. I love you just the way you are.
That means a lot to me, thank you. I love you, sir.
Come on over here, I want to give you a french kiss!
Get a poke on
A poke on
Get your pokey right on my ride
I wanna poke on
A good poke on
I want a good pokin' on your ride
Look at them
They're so in love
I bet they'll french kiss
All night long
I wish we knew
Which hole he's gonna poke her through
Look at them
They're so in love
I bet they'll french kiss
All night long
I wish we knew
Which hole he's gonna poke her through
Tonight
Tonight
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RazHit me in the back now
In the what?
In the junk?
Oh yeah
Hit me in the back now
What? What?
In the junk?
Oh, Raz!
Are you talking to me?
You look like a man I could be a best friend with.
Okay, here I come!
Come on with Raz now
Hop on my jet ski
Grab on to my waist
Take a ride with me please
But what about the hoes?
Hey, who needs the hoes?
Gonna show you how to have the perfect vacation
Gonna sync you up to the island vibration
What do you say?
I'm open to that.
Now get a metal piercing
Eyebrows and navel
Make 'em magnetic
No need for painful
Sew in the dreadlocks
Shells on the neck
Shells on the wrist now
String 'em all up
Get the shells on the ankle
Underwater camera
Disposable camera
Groovin' on the beach
Jammin' coconuts
Get the silly straw from the silly straw hut
Virgin Colada
No Rum
Virgin Colada
No Rum
Gugle Wred Lobster
Make a reservation
Pager will buzz you when your table's ready
Get the appetizer
Certain locations
Prices will vary
Talk to the manager
Ask for the special
Catch of the day
Manager discount
It's the best vacation ever
BFF forever
It's a tropical endeavor
For the island holiday
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PumpersPumpers like to pump
Pumpers need to pump
Pumpers be pumpin'
Let's pumpers
Let's pump
Pumpers pump pump
P-p-p-pumpers pump (x2?)
Let's
Pump
We're gonna get your pump on
Let's pumpers
We're gonna get your pu-pump
Pu-pump
Let's pump
Pumpers like to pump
Pumpers need to pump
Pumpers be pumpin'
Let's pumpers
Let's pumpers
Pumpers
Let's pumpers
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TumblersTumblers better than pumpers
I see tumblers
Look at those tumblers
Ain't those tumblers cute?
Tumblers better than pumpers
I like tumblers
Look at those tumblers
Ain't those tumblers cute?
Tumblers better than pumpers
I see tumblers
Look at those tumblers
Ain't those tumblers cute?
Tu-tu-tumblers
Better than better than pumpers
Ain't those tumblers cure?
Better than better than
Cute
Ain't those tumblers better than pumpers?
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I'm Never Gonna Wipe My ButtI'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never never never never gonna wipe his butt
I'm never gonna wipe my butt
He's never never never never gonna wipe his butt
I don't wipe my butt
'Cause it's a waste of toilet tissue
Right
My brown crusty stains
Are an envionmental issue
Okay
I applaud you in the way that you're leading your life in that regards, but I'd prefer to remain sanitary when it comes to my rear end.
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Tom SkerrittSkit-skat-skerritt
I want Tom Skerritt
I need Tom Skerritt
I love Tom Skerritt
On top of Tom Skerritt
All covered in talent
T
O
M
Skerritt
Boo!
Skerritt
Boo!
Skerritt
Boo!
I want Tom Skerritt
I don't want Brad Garrett
I want Tom Skerritt
I don't want Brad Garrett
I want Tom Skerritt
I don't want Brad Garrett
Tom!
Skerritt
Got a ghost?
Skerrrritt!
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BreadheadsNow we're gonna make sweet love to you
And I'm thinkin' it'll be so hot
I'm gonna ride on top of you
Yeah, I'm gonna show you what I've got
That sounds like a plan
We can do it in the dark
I bought some scented candle spray
To cover up the smell of my junk
I'm gonna shave my crotch all day
I'll even let you jump my trunk
Just hold on a second
This is moving pretty fast
We want to give our life to you
And we're ready to leave our kids
I don't wanna be a mom no more
'Cause we really wanna leave our kids
I don't think this is what I'm looking for
Thank you
We're gonna be your love slaves
We'll do anything sexually
I will give the kids away to my mom
Then we'll have more time for sex
Every kind of kinky sex
We'll do anything that's on our minds
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My Momma Makes SpaghettiMy momma makes spaghetti in the morning
My momma makes spaghetti at night
Oh please don't forget my large meatballs
The meatballs
The meatballs
The meatballs
The meatballs
The meatballs
The meatballs
The meatballs
The meatballs
The meatballs
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A Song for MommyI remember when I was just a boy
You took my puppy and left me all alone
You said you loved me but that was just a lie
How could a mommy abandon her own sons
One thing I'd like to know is if you are coming back
Because I just can't stand to see
One more sunset
Whoa, whoa, whoa
No sunsets
Meow, meow, meow
No sunsets
No more sunsets
I miss you mommy, I'm sorry, and, uh, hi, pep pep!
No more sunset
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The Best DadFather and son
I wanna teach him right from wrong
Father and son
I wanna grow up and be strong
I want the best for my child
I wanna grow up and be wild
I'm the best dad
I'm the best son
I'm the best dad
No, I'm the best son
I'm the best dad
No, I'm the best son
I'm the best dad!
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Horse and Buggy RideI want to go on a horse and buggy ride
I want to go on a horse and buggy ride
Horse and buggy ride
Horse and buggy ride
Horse and buggy ride
My horse and buggy ride
I want to go on a horse and buggy ride
Riding on my horse
Riding on my horse
Riding on my horse
Riding on my horse
Pep pep
Ride on my horse
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Petite FeetPetite feet
Feminine step
Sounds like a lady when he's walkin' in the room
He's got petite feet
Feminine step
Sounds like a lady when he's walkin' in the room
Now this is what a man sounds like when he walks
(drum beat)
But this is what the dude sounded like when he walked
(triangle dings)
Now this is what a man sounds like when he walks
(beats)
But this is what the dude sounded like when he walked
(ringing)
Now this is what a man sounds like when he walks
(bass line)
But this is what the dude sounded like when he walked
(wind chimes)
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Come OverMy husband's gone
He's left for work
I've taken off
My top and my skirt
Oh oh oh oh, oh
Come over
I've done my chores
I've swept the floor
You make me wet when
You come through the door
Oh oh oh oh, oh
Come over
Stroke my leg
Pull on my hair
Treat me like
You don't even care
Oh oh oh oh, oh
Come over
You can do me like
No man can
My husband don't
Even stand a chance
Oh oh oh oh, oh
Come over
When you come over
We will make love all afternoon
When you come over
We will make love and
Kiss and hug and
Do things we shouldn't do
Bala nanuw
Ahh needah dow
Bana ling
Mada dow
Dee dah
M'dee dow l'tee
Bah'da hum dahde
Hee ahmaw nauw
A'lee naw
Duuuuuuh
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The SnugglerSnuggler
Snugglin' you back to health
The Snuggler
Snug if you need some help
Oh, if you're hurt
Yeah, he'll give you a snug
Snuggler!
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What Do You Call that?What do you call that?
That is a sandal sitting by a chair
What do you call that?
That is a blanket made of horsehair
What do you call that?
That is a turtle sleeping in a beard
What do you call that?
That is a chimney burning something weird
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Beach BlastBeach blast!
Dun (x10+)
We're going to have the best time yet
A summer that we'll never forget
All over Malibu
There will be so much to do
We've just arrived
At the shore
We'll surf the biggest waves and more
This we can forecast
It will be a beach blast
Dun (x10+)
It will be a beach blast!
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Sit On YouThis is what I do
I sit on you
Sit on you
Sit on you
This is what I do
I sit on you
Right on your lap
This is what I do
I sit on you
Sit on you
Sit on you
This is what I do
I sit on you
Right on your head
This is what I do
This is what I do
This is what I do
Sit on you
This is what I do
Sit on you
Sit sit sit sit
Sit on you
Sit
Sit sit on you
Sit
Sit sit on you
This is what I do
I sit on you
Sit on you
Sit on you
This is what I do
I sit on you
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I Think My Sister's CuteI think my sister's cute
What?
I think my sister's cute
She's got
A pretty good smile
I dream
About kissing her lips
But mom
Says no, no, no
But oops
I did it anyway!
I kiss my sister on the lips
I kiss, kiss, kiss my sis on the lips
I kiss my sister on the lips
I kiss, kiss, kiss my sis on the lips
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MarcamaI fell in love with a girl named Marcama
And I love her a lot
I love her to bit
I wanna kiss her on the lips
I fell in love with a boy named David Leive Hart
And I love him a lot
I wanna make love to him like light and dark
Like the stars at night
I love him to bit
I wanna kiss him on the lips
I love her to bit
I wanna kiss her on the lips
I love him to bit
I wanna kiss him on the lips
I love her to bit
I wanna kiss her on the lips
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Tony and Tim's Totally Awesome VacationT-T-T-Tony and Tim
Totally awesome vacation
T-T-T-Tony and Tim
Totally awesome vacation
Check it out, he's my best friend
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Hamburgers and HotdogsHamburgers and hotdogs too
I want to have a barbecue
Hamburgers and hotdogs too
I'd like to have a barbecue
Hey pep pep, could we have a barbecue? Thank you! Don't forget soda.
I like parties
I like fun
I want to live
In a hamburger bun
Message Edited by funky_branca on 04-14-2009 08:14 PM
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