Venture Bros.

[R.I.P.Bijoujules]

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TinyJoseph wrote:

Cool, you found the thread, the quote your looking for is from "Eeney, Meeney, Miney...Magic!" Episode #4

Their going to play it again tonight on repeat thurs!

Dr Venture: Oh, what's this? she's an affectionette little one.

Dr: Orpheus: Oh, my appologies she's in heat.

Dr Venture: I heard if you take a Q-Tip and moisten it with warm water...

Dr: Orpheus: AAARGHHH!!, I tried that once it was horrible, I couldn't look at her for a week!. She was just a walking reminder of our comon shame!

Dr Venture: Oh, dear god, that's not your.. wife..in some.. like.. magical animal form?

Dr: Orpheus: Oh no no. my wife left me, for a young Necromancer. My Pumpkin still holds out hope.......

Sunday, their playing "The Incredible Mr. Brisby"

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That's it!!!  "She was just a walking reminder of our comon shame!"

You've just made my entire week!

[TinyJoseph]

Your welcome!

Go here:

http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/board/message?board.id=5&me
ssage.id=414173&page=32

and here:

http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/board/message?board.id=5&me
ssage.id=435229&page=9

Your world will be forever changed!

Go Team H.E.L.P.eR!

[R.I.P.Bijoujules]

Thanks Joseph!

here's one for ya:

Dean: Well, our dad has a strict policy never to negotiate with terrorists for our lives, so you're wasting your time.      --The Incredible Mr. Brisby

That Dr. Venture is such a kind and loving father.

[R.I.P.venturerocks]

indeedy....

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[Nais]

haha, I forgot that one. That's great.

I believe "...Brisby" is the one airing this saturday? I'm going to have to look out for that line

[R.I.P.cheeex05]

I'm strictly against the use of dialogue as a quote but I love when the boys exclaim, "Go Team Venture". So, I have to throw out my favorites:

Boys: Go Team Venture!

Dr. O: Yes! Go Team Venture!

Dr. V: Oh for Chr*st's sake... don't encourage them.

Boys: Go Team Venture!

(Pirate captain looks to Brock)

Brock: I don't know...they just do that.

Does "**bleep**" get **bleep**ed too?

Message Edited by cheeex05 on 03-11-2005 02:05 AM

[R.I.P.Bijoujules]

HOLY **bleep** IT CHRISTMAS!  I was just looking through some old posts on another VB thread and thought I was looking at the most recent posts and replied to one from, like, a month ago.  *SIGH*

Okay, you all have precisely 14.5 seconds to laugh at my stupidity.  Do so now. I'll wait.............ok that's enough. I don't want to ever hear about this again.

[R.I.P.cheeex05]

Hahahahahahaha... Am I too late?

[R.I.P.Bijoujules]

Yes, but since no one was around I'll allow you an extension. Your laughter will fall upon deaf ears, mind you...but go ahead.

[qaz334]

Nome flamingo...same diffrence. As long as something gets **bleep**.
And **bleep** good.

[R.I.P.Bijoujules]

Monarch: They seem to have already discovered the fleshy **bleep** of the mommy and daddy dance

It's a quote thread afterall...heh heh...pervs...

[R.I.P.Bijoujules]

WTF is going on?!

It bleeped out the word J1G .... Did I miss something...? 

I'll say it over and over and over....

**bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep**  **bleep** 

[Janissary79]

According to urbandictionary.com, j i g is a derogatory term used to refer to black people.  Who knew?  That's a new one to me, and I thought I was up to speed on my ethnic slurs.  Oh well, I'd better go do my homework then so I can stay current. 

[R.I.P.Bijoujules]

No f**King way.

I don't want to offend anyone, but that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.  I'm totally at a loss...

[R.I.P.cheeex05]

Yeah, it's like "gyp", as in: "I got gypped by that dude who was selling those umbrellas."

Gyp: To deprive (another) of something by fraud; cheat or swindle.

It's also a derivative of the name, Gypsy, as well as a derogatory term. 

They also **bleep**: J3sus Chr*st. Yes that's right, both his first and last name. I wonder if they **bleep** they names of other Gods or Messiahs

Message Edited by cheeex05 on 03-11-2005 12:32 PM

[R.I.P.genesischick]

dont know if this was posted but from trial of the monarch:

monarch: "tell me..do you enjoy being a liar..with pants constantly on fire"

that and the ghost of major tom just constantly screaming

[TinyJoseph]

For those who love cat's, a new take on the VB quotes:

http://lilyknickers.com/venture/kittens.html

genesischick good quote!

[R.I.P.Birdman-HAHA]

Tom...youre dead dear....leave the Venture Family alone now....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
!!!!!!!!!!

[R.I.P.genesischick]

oh god i luv that "get me my blue wind breaker !!" one

also from trrial of the monarch:

balif: place you right hand here

Doc orpheus: oh the bible how cute..i have my own book id like to use for this little ritiual

venture: oh for the love of....

ulls out the nebrenomicon:

Doc orp: careful...he's a nibbler..

i luv doctor orpheus

[R.I.P.Birdman-HAHA]

who knew you could do so much with a communications bachelor degree with a minor in women's studies?....Doc Orpheus is friggin' awesome...

[R.I.P.venturerocks]

yea i guess its doesn't really matter as long as something gets foukered...

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[R.I.P.venturerocks]

thats nice man...really nice...

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[qaz334]

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Bijoujules wrote:

Monarch: They seem to have already discovered the fleshy **bleep** of the mommy and daddy dance

It's a quote thread afterall...heh heh...pervs...

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Wow you got my #...know call me sexy.

[ratt]

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TinyJoseph wrote:

For those who love cat's, a new take on the VB quotes:

http://lilyknickers.com/venture/kittens.html

genesischick good quote!

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OMG did you make that?? I am SUCH a girl when it comes to cat-related stuff.

This one looks exactly like my cat Cleo.

Message Edited by ratt on 03-11-2005 07:51 PM

Message Edited by ratt on 03-11-2005 07:53 PM

[Janissary79]

Thanks a lot.  I think I got a cavity from looking at those pictures.  You want to pay my dental bills?