Venture Bros.

[ratt]

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droppinscience wrote:

Oh yea: (trial episode again): when the Monarch tells the motorcylce police officer  "why don't you take your Tom fiddlin'(?) a$$ and get back on your big gay bike". I laughed a LOT after hearing that one.

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It's "Tom of Finland". I don't mean to correct you, but that's one of the best lines in the series thus far and I hate to see it misquoted.

[R.I.P.Birdman-HAHA]

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BrewMcCrew wrote:
"She has more lines on her face than a mirror at Studio 54" - Doc Venture

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hehehe, i actually used that quote in real life about a week ago at a party. My buddy was drunk and hitting on some girl that he normally wouldnt be hitting on if he were sober, i pulled him aside and after he accused me of getting in the way, i pulled that quote on him and he laughed, understood, then took a puke off the balcony

[TinyJoseph]

Tag sale--You're It!

Dr Girlfriend: Alot has changed, I was meaning to talk to you about things and us.

The Monarch: Oh, no you Don't! (talking over her shoulder)

Dr Girlfriend: Take it easy

The Monarch: Get down honey bunch, No one get's the drop on The Monarch (takes out four OSI agents)

The Monarch: With every fiber of my being, I stab at thee, as long as blood flows through this heart, I will hunt you down, I will be the stuff of your children's nightmares!.

Dr Venture: What's he doing now?

Dean: He's making his dramatic exit

Dr Venture: This can take all night I'm gonna get Brock

Hank: I think he's almost done

The Monarch: And then, when nothing can be heard but your cries of agony, I will pull the chain and let the beast devour you, mark my words I will have my revenge DR. VENTURE!!

The Monarch: (end of credits) Alright their finishing up let's go home

[Janissary79]

Guardian Statue: "Oh!  My arm came off!  I can't believe that happened!"

[Subliminal_Verses]

Hank: That's it Brock, pace yourself! Conserve your energy.
Dean: What the- what's he doing with his-
Hank: Think about it, bro. What other weapon does he have? He needs his hands free for... stuff.
Dean: Uh oh, phantom spaceman somehow got on top! That's it Brock-o, shake him off!
Hank & Dean: Yeah!
Brock: YEEEEAAAH!!
Hank: He's got him on his knees! It's just a matter of time now!
Dean: Brock's just toying with him.
Hank: Ohh! Pretzel bender! Brock's gotta teach me that one... Phantom spaceman got his helmet knocked off! Oh my god, he's hideous! Must have been deformed by space rays...
Dean: Look again, Hank! That's not a phantom spaceman, that's Lieutenant Baldavich!

[BrewMcCrew]

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Birdman-HAHA wrote:

hehehe, i actually used that quote in real life about a week ago at a party. My buddy was drunk and hitting on some girl that he normally wouldnt be hitting on if he were sober, i pulled him aside and after he accused me of getting in the way, i pulled that quote on him and he laughed, understood, then took a puke off the balcony

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I run around saying Venture Bros. quotes during parties but most have no clue what I'm talking about so I just look weird. That quote however works even if the person hasn't seen VB. So I usually hold up in a corner with a few of my friends and in a drunken stupor, recite quotes and giggle uncontrollably.

[R.I.P.tigerlight]

Can somebody help me out with this quote?  It's something like-

Dr.

[R.I.P.tigerlight]

Ignore that previous post. Obviously I'm suffering from postus interuptus.

I CAN'T THINK OF THE EXACT WORDS OF MY FAVORITE QUOTE.

Its from Midlife Chrysalis and its what Dr. Girlfriend first says to Rusty in the bar.

[R.I.P.cheeex05]

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BrewMcCrew wrote:

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Birdman-HAHA wrote:

hehehe, i actually used that quote in real life about a week ago at a party. My buddy was drunk and hitting on some girl that he normally wouldnt be hitting on if he were sober, i pulled him aside and after he accused me of getting in the way, i pulled that quote on him and he laughed, understood, then took a puke off the balcony

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I run around saying Venture Bros. quotes during parties but most have no clue what I'm talking about so I just look weird. That quote however works even if the person hasn't seen VB. So I usually hold up in a corner with a few of my friends and in a drunken stupor, recite quotes and giggle uncontrollably.

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Blah.Blah.Blah.

[Janissary79]

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tigerlight wrote:

I CAN'T THINK OF THE EXACT WORDS OF MY FAVORITE QUOTE.

Its from Midlife Chrysalis and its what Dr. Girlfriend first says to Rusty in the bar.

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Dr. Venture: "...so I said, 'Listen, my Dad invented UNIVAC, so I think I would know.' Well, that uppity little T.A. didn't give me any more trouble the rest of the semester."

Dr. Girlfriend: "Eh? Oh, ahahahahaha, you dog, you."

Is that the quote you were talking about?

[R.I.P.MysticalE]

Ok - I know that this isn't my fav - but it's the only one i can think of right now.

Dr O:  Feel free to watch television, sadly the remote has VANISHED FROM OUR PHYSICAL REALM. . . . . i think it's stuck on 'animal planet'.

Boys:  Oh*groan*

[R.I.P.MysticalE]

Triana:  Doesn't your dad have a nickname for you?

Dean:  Sometimes he calls me Dave. . . but i don't think it's really a nickname. . .

[TheToiletDuck]

I may get a few words wrong but:

**The Monarch to Dr Orpheus after Byron slaps him and sets his shoes on fire**

The Monarch: You **bleep**
Dr Orpheus: Dr Orpheus did this! to exact proper retribution you can find me on this address, nights only"
The Monarch: What? what did i do?
Ghost guy: When the sun sleeps, the wolves begin to howl
The Monarch: So?

[Nintendork]

"I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read sanscript, and when they found googly eyes in the chest... but Mecha-Shiba!?!" (don't think I got that quote entirely correct, haven't seen the episode in a while)

[Lola_Quigley]

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Nintendork wrote:
"I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read sanscript, and when they found googly eyes in the chest... but Mecha-Shiba!?!" (don't think I got that quote entirely correct, haven't seen the episode in a while)

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Yeah, I think instead of the googly eyes part it's something like "and when Hank said he wanted a piece of him, I was like, 'fine, whatever'..."  something like that, I don't know. Great quote though.  I love that episode.

[R.I.P.SINNER_62]

King gorrila to troubled teens:

KG: Gimmie your wallet

Kid: huh?

KG: I said gimme ya fllipin wallet!

kid hands over the wallet

KG: there now I got ya wallet, still wanna be a supa villan?!?!?!

[Janissary79]

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SINNER_62 wrote:

King gorrila to troubled teens:

KG: Gimmie your wallet

Kid: huh?

KG: I said gimme ya fllipin wallet!

kid hands over the wallet

KG: there now I got ya wallet, still wanna be a supa villan?!?!?!

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Kid: Well I do now.  You have my wallet. 

[R.I.P.SINNER_62]

Doc venture:  is off yet?

The Boys: it on, off , on , off , on , off, on , off , on ,off, on, off

Doc : Thats called blinking boys... (sigh) *hangs head in shame*  

[R.I.P.LoserHero1982]

lol i wish i knew what the tiny lawyer says when he first comes in, in that trial of the monarch episode but my fave has to be in the sig every time i see the commercial i crack up....

[shinkilla]

Dr. Girlfriend: Okay the muscular one is fine but the boy is to much"

[R.I.P.SINNER_62]

The Monarch: Hey I need to buy my b*itch back, here's your cigarette 

King G: flip you gimme dollar

[R.I.P.SINNER_62]

Monarch: I wouldn't even dream of taking a whiz on this

[Quetzalcoatl_2k]

here's some more:

*Kid#1 laughs*

 Monarch: "Oh that's funny to you, right? Cause you're so f#ckin' bad? I know your type. You think I'll just get a costume, rip off the neighborhood kids. Next thing you know, you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front!"

kid #2: *snickers* "This is totally gay!"

 Monarch: "What!? You think this is gay, huh? Is that what you f#ckin' said you scrawny piece of sh!t?! Oh, this isn't gay, but King Gorilla over there is! *king gorilla makes kissing noises*  And I bet he can't wait to snap off a piece of your d!ck in his a$$!"

[Lola_Quigley]

"Can't we just use the puppet like last time?"  That slays me.

[BrewMcCrew]

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shinkilla wrote:
Dr. Girlfriend: Okay the muscular one is fine but the boy is to much"

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"Can't we use the puppet again?"

LOL sex puppets

EDIT: Whoops Lola already said this but oh well, I love that part of the quote.

Message Edited by BrewMcCrew on 02-24-2005 01:41 AM