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ParadiseSlitty
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I should write a rap about Mister Monday.

Something like...

 

Tuesday, I break a shank off in your backside.

Wednesday, I make you drink hot turpentine.

Thursday, I will turn a boy out with that hot ass.

Friday, I don't listen to the warden spewing hot gas.

Saturday, I beat them ignorant racists with the tip of my cane.

Sunday, I take off in the Lord's Name.

 

But Monday...I'M THE MOTHER-F*CKING PRESIDENT OF CALENDARS FOREVAH!

 

Well, work in progress.

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TinyJoseph
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Re: I should write a rap about Mister Monday.

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I like.

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HolyLoliSoul
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Re: I should write a rap about Mister Monday.

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Thanks, wasn't sure anyone would ever reply to this, much less kudo it.
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FieryDoom
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Re: I should write a rap about Mister Monday.

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FUND IT.

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HolyLoliSoul
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Re: I should write a rap about Mister Monday.

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Maybe I will, given the proper rapping tools.
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SamsonsKnife
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Re: I should write a rap about Mister Monday.

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:smileyindifferent:

Please wait...
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YourDeadGayMom
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Re: I should write a rap about Mister Monday.

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Do you have trouble reading English, little blade?
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