Venture Bros.

[Masta_ShakeZoidberg]

Some times when im alone, I watch furry porn

[hughesta74]

I'm slowly growing attatched to tentacle rape

[ShadowGuy6]

Brock's is the best.  12 times in a day just to see if he could do it. 

Oh, and I was the gunman on the grassy knoll.

[Masta_ShakeZoidberg]

I have a triple N!pple

[Majikthise]

I'm writing an explicit, gay-themed werewolf novel.

[Oldtimewhitie]

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Majikthise wrote:
I'm writing an explicit, gay-themed werewolf novel.

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And I'm going to read it.

[TehWolfen]

I keyed Doc Hammer's car the day 24 died.

[Ampoliros]

I pick my nose and eat it because I like the taste.

[Ampoliros]

Oh and by posting here I'm also answering another secret I've been keeping...

[InsaneRabidFanGirl]

I'm the one who cut off all Hank's hair.



[I was possessed by 24, so it ttly wasn't my fault]

[dae_ni2000]

I... I love kittens.

There, I said it.

[Majikthise]

You freaked-out maniac!

[victorinox243]

I despise attempts to categorize people and haze them so they can be "in".

I'm also secretly planning world domination by first attending art school to spite all of my pretentious colleagues at the prestigious universities that ever made fun of me. They will be the first to die.

[Oldtimewhitie]

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victorinox243 wrote:

I despise attempts to categorize people and haze them so they can be "in".

I'm also secretly planning world domination by first attending art school to spite all of my pretentious colleagues at the prestigious universities that ever made fun of me. They will be the first to die.

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I think Ted Kaczynski might have said something to that effect in some literature of his. You can draw your own conclusions as to why I know that.

[Facet]

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Oldtimewhitie wrote:

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Majikthise wrote:
I'm writing an explicit, gay-themed werewolf novel.

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And I'm going to read it.

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And I'm going to write the knock-off that sells a billion more copies, waste half the spoils in court trying to make you look like a coked-out moron and then end up spending the rest of my days garnering a monumental tab at some sleezy mid-western truckstop bar.

[BillybotX38]

I would totally do Flo the insurance chick from the TV commercials .

[SwimOdin]

I'm fast losing the ability to suspend my disbelief.

[Oldtimewhitie]

I was the Lindbergh baby.

[Majikthise]

I'm the baby who was born at Woodstock.

[TinyJoseph]

I enjoy, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

[Quesly]

I used an oiled garbage bag once...

[Oldtimewhitie]

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TinyJoseph wrote:

I enjoy, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

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Hey now, you might want to tone it down a bit. That kind of talk will get you kicked out of here.

[Majikthise]

I'm always curious to find out what people think is beyond the pale.

[ShadowGuy6]

Your answer would be Jim Gaffigan

[Majikthise]

Cool, I have that CD.