Venture Bros.

[ToonDude]

- A marriage proposal

- A letter delivered by a snail

- A new year

- Dail-up downloads

- The Rapture

- Old age

- Death

[Majikthise]

Man, I hated the days of dail-up, when getting online was a daily inconvenience.

[FieryDoom]

Goddamned cartoons that are spit out like **noel** from a horses ass.

People who wouldn't have the patience to wait a few months for cartoon episodes that can be compared to being **noel** off by an angel.

[ZorakFan3271]

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ToonDude wrote:

- A marriage proposal

- A letter delivered by a snail

- A new year

- Dail-up downloads

- The Rapture

- Old age

- Death

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- Me.

There, I said it, I got the obvious out of the way. 

[ToonDude]

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FieryDoom wrote:

Goddamned cartoons that are spit out like **noel** from a horses ass.

People who wouldn't have the patience to wait a few months for cartoon episodes that can be compared to being **noel** off by an angel.

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A few months? It's been over a year and Shallow Gravy doesn't count.

ZorakFan3271 wrote:

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ToonDude wrote:

- A marriage proposal

- A letter delivered by a snail

- A new year

- Dail-up downloads

- The Rapture

- Old age

- Death

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- Me.

There, I said it, I got the obvious out of the way. 

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LOL. I tried to incorporate that into my first post but I didn't want to start things off too awkward.

[ZorakFan3271]

- Peace in the Middle East. 

[FieryDoom]

ok, so you're counting actual episodes. on average, it's been every two years. do you like the quality of the show, or do you just miss brock beatdowns?

[ToonDude]

Everyone knows I'm not that much of a Brock fan. I enjoy the quality of the show of course. I suppose now you're going to give me the "good things take time" speech. I usually don't mind the wait but that was when there were other good shows to watch in the meantime. And once again it all boils down to the degradation of American television. 

[Masta_ShakeZoidberg]

the waitress with my drinks

[FieryDoom]

Yeah, sorry man, it's just that there's one of these "i heard VB is cancelled, is it true?!" or "what's taking so long? I sent [as] a letter telling them i wouldn't cut my fingernails until there was new VB and they're already 5 feet long," threads and, bleh. I hate the wait too, but I just keep my mouth shut until something happens. Meanwhile, on the TV front, I don't watch much of it anymore. i go places like "outside" and do stuff like "read a book" more often now, because yes, TV in general has turned into one giant jersey shore crap fest.

[Tyirie]

I don't mind waiting I just would like to know that there is something to wait for.    Has there been any official date set or is the only hope just a rummor.

[polexia]

me having my favorite foods

having a good date

ppl that actually understand my need for AS

wanting to yell at drunk ppl when they ask me something

oh i could go on

[SamsonsKnife]

- A waiter in a European restaurant. 

[SamsonsKnife]

Not buyin' the false dichotomy, buddy.

[artvandale]

I've also stopped watching as much TV, mostly because I cancelled my cable (Mediacom and I had sort of a falling out).  Anyway, it is killing me that I'm missing new Metalocalypse right now, and  I don't think I can take it when Venture returns, so here's hoping they advertise the #### out of it here on [as].com so I can renew my awful cable contract.

And to chronologically guess things that will come before new Venture...

-  Joanna Angel

-  The autumnal equinox

-  The Presidential election

-  The end of the world  (if the Mayans are right)

-  NOT Christmas though.  

That's right, I've got $20 that says Venture Bros Season 5 will premiere on Dec. 23rd of 2012.  Whose taking that bet? 52:1 odds.

[DoomsDayDevice]

too rich for my blood.

[PurplePandora]

Let's see,

• The clock at work

• An unforseen sex scene which appears on screen when you're watching  a movie with your parents.

• A  snail riding on a two toed sloth in a bear trap.