I saw this on another site and had to share, enjoy
Sung to the tune the 12 days of Christmas:
On the twelfth day of christmas the Monarch gave to me Twelve doc's a hammering,
Eleven pills a popping, Ten brick frogs hopping, Nine blackhearts beating, eight maids a panda milking, Seven Brock's a killing, Six shrink rats shrinking, Five dracula trophies, Four phantom limbs, The order of the triad, Two murderous moppets and A henchman in a tree fort!!
Riversong-" Well. I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought: the third reich's a bit rubbish - I think I'll kill the fuhrer... Who's with me?"
“People assume that time is a strict cause of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff”