Venture Bros.

[The-Johnny-Casanova]

Who would you cast?

Doc Venture:

Brock Samson: 

Dean: 

Hank:

Monarch:

Dr Girlfriend:

21:

24:

Phantom Limb:

Orpheus:

Jefferson Twilight:

Alchemist:

Jonas JR:

Sgt Hatred:

Hunter Gathers:

Molotov Cocktease:

[Honkus]

Doc Venture: Anthony Perkins

Brock Samson: Vinnie Jones

Dean: Corey Feldman

Hank: Corey Haim

Monarch: Christopher Walken

Dr Girlfriend: Jackie Beat

21: Jack Black

24: Kyle Gass

Phantom Limb: Anthony Hopkins

Orpheus: Raul Julia

Jefferson Twilight: Samuel L. Jackson

Alchemist: Tom Cruise

Jonas JR: David Rappaport

Sgt Hatred: Arnold Schwartzenegger

Hunter Gathers: Jim Carrey

Molotov Cocktease: Milla Jovovch

Honorable Mentions:

Baron Underbeit: Mickey Roarke

Some may be dead / past their prime etc, but I took a little poetic license with the list.

[Majikthise]

David Rappaport may no longer be with us, but Peter Dinklage could totally make the part of Jonas Jr. his own.

[ShadowGuy6]

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Honkus wrote:

Doc Venture: Anthony Perkins    I'm having trouble picturing this one.

Brock Samson: Vinnie Jones    Who Is that?

Dean: Corey Feldman    Major stretch.

Hank: Corey Haim    See Other Corey.

Monarch: Christopher Walken   AWESOME!!!  Totally.

Dr Girlfriend: Jackie Beat        Again, I don't know her.

21: Jack Black   Good Call

24: Kyle Gass   Should be the understudy for 21.  Too short and not sarcastic enough for 24.

Phantom Limb: Anthony Hopkins   Possibly.

Orpheus: Raul Julia    If only he were still alive.

Jefferson Twilight: Samuel L. Jackson    Obvious choice, but still good.

Alchemist: Tom Cruise    LOL, What....?  It may be cliche, but I vote for Dana Snyder, here.

Jonas JR: David Rappaport   AWESOME!!!  Totally.  See Raul Julia.

Sgt Hatred: Arnold Schwartzenegger    Meh

Hunter Gathers: Jim Carrey  This could work.

Molotov Cocktease: Milla Jovovch   YES, OH GOD, YES

Honorable Mentions:

Baron Underbeit: Mickey Roarke

Some may be dead / past their prime etc, but I took a little poetic license with the list.

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[FieryDoom]

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The-Johnny-Casanova wrote:

Who would you cast?

Doc Venture: Woody Allen

Brock Samson: Arnold Schwartzenneger (SP!?!)

Dean: Matt Damon

Hank: Ben Affleck

Monarch: Seth Green

Dr Girlfriend: Doc Hammer

21: Seth Rogan

24: Ray Romano

Phantom Limb: Hugh Laurie

Orpheus: Johnny Depp

Jefferson Twilight: Samuel L. Jackson

Alchemist: Adam Sandler

Jonas JR: verne troyer

Sgt Hatred: Jack Black

Hunter Gathers: will farrell

Molotov Cocktease: lily cole

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[Honkus]

Again, time is not a constraint on my list I pulled from wherever / whenever I wanted.

I suppose I could have given links to some of the actors, such as Vinnie Jones. He's an english footballer turned actor. Freaking awesome, can go ballistic at the drop of a hat. May not be huge like Brock, but shares his murderous rampageness, and his good heart. Obvious choice would have been Patrick, but who likes obvious?

Jackie Beat is a cross dresser that looks like Jackie O kinda. I don't care if they say she's all woman. She's a man baby.

The Coreys would be from the days of... Licensed to drive / Lost Boys. Two complete morons. But then again, I have no clue what teen actors are around these days that could play these two.

My original picks for 21 and 24 were Jason Lee (Earl) as 24 and the dude who plays Randy as 21. Or Jay and Silent Bob. /shrug

I picked TC for the Alchemist because I'd like to see him finally come outta the closet on the big screen. Nobody cares what your sexual oreintation is Tom, but be a man and own up to it!

I could totally see Arnold playing a pedo-bear.

[wetdogsmell]

Doc Venture: James Urbaniak (they look enough alike, he's a good actor, they sound the same)

Brock Samson: Patrick Warburton (in a wig it probably works)

Dean: Michael Sinterniklaas

Hank: Lucas Grabeel

Monarch: Ed Norton

Dr Girlfriend: Ginnifer Goodwin (dubbed)

21: John C. Reilly

24:  Ray Ramano

Phantom Limb: Christian Bale

Orpheus: Brian Blessed 

Jefferson Twilight: Morgan Freeman (Samuel L. Jackson is the obvious choice but Freeman would be funnier)

Alchemist: David Cross

Jonas JR: Peter Dinklage

Sgt Hatred: Bruce Campell

Hunter Gathers: Jim Carrey (too big for the part)

Molotov Cocktease: Jennifer Garner

[TinyJoseph]

Dr. Venture: Liev Schreiber James Urbaniak
Brock Samson: Patrick Warburton
Dean Venture: Emile Hirsch, Luke Wilson, John Francis Daley
Hank Venture: Owen Wilson, Chris Evans
Dr. Orpheus: Jeremy Irons
Triana Orpheus: Thora Birch, Christina Ricci
The Monarch: Tobby Huss
Dr. Girlfriend: Gina Gershon (Doc Hammer does the voice)
Pete White: Danny Cooksey
Myra Brandish: Brigitte Nielsen, Deborah Unger
Hector: Luis Guzman
Swifty: Carl Weathers
Baron Underbheit: Arnold Swarzenegger, John Lithgow, Brad Garret
Jonny Quest: Emile Hirsch
Mandaley: Michael Clark Duncan
Phantom Limb: Rupert Everett
Henchman #21: Patton Oswalt, Kevin Smith
Henchman #24: Jerry Seinfeld (Ray Romano does the voice), Vince Vaughn, Adam Carolla
Molotov Cocktease: Angelina Jolie
King Gorilla: Michael Clark Duncan (Planet of the Apes make up)
Tigerrific: Hugh Jackman
Tiny Attorney: Marshall Bell aka George/Kuato
David Bowie: David Bowie
Iggy Pop: Iggy Pop
Sgt. Hatred: John Goodman
Col. Hunter Gathers: Harry Dean Stanton, Johnny Depp (Fear & Loathing look)
Col. Horace Gentleman: Sean Connery
Rick Danger: Luke Wilson
Action Man: Harvey Keitel, Nick Nolte
Otto Aquarius: Doug Jones (Hellboy makeup, possibly David Hyde Pierce for voice.)
Klaus Nomi: Joey Arias (They messed up not having him appear as a character last season, having him play Nomi could be interesting).
Mafioso Art Enthusiast (Victor. Echo. November) : Frank Vincent
Manic Eightball: (Could be played by anyone, but I'd like to see Ray Park in VB credits).
Catclops: Bruce Campbell, William Sadler, Paul Hogan
Girl Hitler: Salma Hayek (Think Frida with the uni-brow this time she get's a stache)
Torrid: David Patrick Kelly, Jackie Earle Haley,
Jefferson Twilight: Richard Roundtree or Beefed up Sam Jackson.
Roy Brisby: Gary Oldman (Think, Mason Verger from: Hannibal).
Dr. Henry Killinger: Henry Kissinger, Ben Stein
Prof. Impossible: Stephen Colbert
Sally Impossible: Lauren Holly, Laurie Holden
Ned: Micheal Chiklis
Cody: Chris Evans
Rocket: Any baby
Kim: Scarlett Johansson
Mrs. Manstrong: Charlotte Rampling (hawt).
Kano: Joe Son (Random Task from: "Austin Powers" ).
Mr. Monday: Will Ferrel
Shameface: Mel Gibson (Think, "The Man Without a Face" ).
White Noise: Christopher Meloni
Mecha Mouth: Arnold Vosloo
JollyRancher82: Lin Shaye (Magda from: "There's Something About Mary", joke obviously but she could look like an older version of Jollyrancher.


The Brothers Wilson as The Venture Bros. is a joke, The Monarch & Dr. Orpheus choices I got from Jackson Publick and Janissary. I'm pretty sure someone else came up with John Lithgow for Underbheit, wish I could remember who cause they deserve credit.

Message Edited by TinyJoseph on 04-27-2009 07:35 PM

[The-Johnny-Casanova]

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The-Johnny-Casanova wrote:

Who would you cast?

Doc Venture: MC Frontalot

Brock Samson: Patrick Warburton

Dean: Casey Affleck

Hank: Freddy Prinze jr

Monarch: Gary Oldman

Dr Girlfriend: Mary Steenbergen

21: Kevin Smith or MC Chris

24: Jason Mewes

Phantom Limb: Raul Julia

Orpheus: Jim Carey

Jefferson Twilight: Dave Chappelle

Alchemist: Colin Mochrie

Jonas JR: .......

Sgt Hatred: Scott Steiner or Samoa Joe

Hunter Gathers: Johnny Depp

Molotov Cocktease: Kristen Johnston

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Message Edited by The-Johnny-Casanova on 04-27-2009 08:03 PM

[DRD2001]

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TinyJoseph wrote:
Dr. Venture: Liev Schreiber James Urbaniak
Brock Samson: Patrick Warburton
Dean Venture: Emile Hirsch, Luke Wilson, John Francis Daley
Hank Venture: Owen Wilson, Chris Evans
Dr. Orpheus: Jeremy Irons
Triana Orpheus: Thora Birch, Christina Ricci
The Monarch: Tobby Huss
Dr. Girlfriend: Gina Gershon (Doc Hammer does the voice)
Pete White: Danny Cooksey
Myra Brandish: Brigitte Nielsen, Deborah Unger
Hector: Luis Guzman
Swifty: Carl Weathers
Baron Underbheit: Arnold Swarzenegger, John Lithgow, Brad Garret
Jonny Quest: Emile Hirsch
Mandaley: Michael Clark Duncan
Phantom Limb: Rupert Everett
Henchman #21: Patton Oswalt, Kevin Smith
Henchman #24: Jerry Seinfeld (Ray Romano does the voice), Vince Vaughn, Adam Carolla
Molotov Cocktease: Angelina Jolie
King Gorilla: Michael Clark Duncan (Planet of the Apes make up)
Tigerrific: Hugh Jackman
Tiny Attorney: Marshall Bell aka George/Kuato
David Bowie: David Bowie
Iggy Pop: Iggy Pop
Sgt. Hatred: John Goodman
Col. Hunter Gathers: Harry Dean Stanton, Johnny Depp (Fear & Loathing look)
Col. Horace Gentleman: Sean Connery
Rick Danger: Luke Wilson
Action Man: Harvey Keitel, Nick Nolte
Otto Aquarius: Doug Jones (Hellboy makeup, possibly David Hyde Pierce for voice.)
Klaus Nomi: Joey Arias (They messed up not having him appear as a character last season, having him play Nomi could be interesting).
Mafioso Art Enthusiast (Victor. Echo. November) : Frank Vincent
Manic Eightball: (Could be played by anyone, but I'd like to see Ray Park in VB credits).
Catclops: Bruce Campbell, William Sadler, Paul Hogan
Girl Hitler: Salma Hayek (Think Frida with the uni-brow this time she get's a stache)
Torrid: David Patrick Kelly, Jackie Earle Haley,
Jefferson Twilight: Richard Roundtree or Beefed up Sam Jackson.
Roy Brisby: Gary Oldman (Think, Mason Verger from: Hannibal).
Dr. Henry Killinger: Henry Kissinger, Ben Stein
Prof. Impossible: Stephen Colbert
Sally Impossible: Lauren Holly, Laurie Holden
Ned: Micheal Chiklis
Cody: Chris Evans
Rocket: Any baby
Kim: Scarlett Johansson
Mrs. Manstrong: Charlotte Rampling (hawt).
Kano: Joe Son (Random Task from: "Austin Powers" ).
Mr. Monday: Will Ferrel
Shameface: Mel Gibson (Think, "The Man Without a Face" ).
White Noise: Christopher Meloni
Mecha Mouth: Arnold Vosloo
JollyRancher82: Lin Shaye (Magda from: "There's Something About Mary", joke obviously but she could look like an older version of Jollyrancher.


The Brothers Wilson as The Venture Bros. is a joke, The Monarch & Dr. Orpheus choices I got from Jackson Publick and Janissary. I'm pretty sure someone else came up with John Lithgow for Underbheit, wish I could remember who cause they deserve credit.

Message Edited by TinyJoseph on 04-27-2009 07:35 PM

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You've thought about this, haven't you?

[everpopularpetewhite]

Dean Venture Michael Cera! he could totally pull it off/whoever was the lead in adventureland

 Hank Venture: Zac efron, ithink hes playing jonny quest in a live action movie, put blonde hair on him and your good.

Brockatrick in a mullet

Doc Venture: James Urbaniak

[Ronslady4ever]

I've seen all the lists, so it would be pointless for me to add my two cents since they're all very good.  But I did have a thought- Lori Petty for Ginny (Dr. Quiymm's bodyguard), or Mimi from Drew Carey!  That would make such an awesome movie and it should be in 3-D so that all the explosions and the hot chicks and such get the proper treatment (and I just enjoy 3-D!  It makes even a crappy movie that much better.  Example-My Bloody Valentine- really crappy, but more tolerable.  Not that VB would be crappy- it wouldn't, but you see my point)

[GODonPCP]

Well if we're ignoring the whole "they're dead" thing, you might as well just have Hunter S. Thompson play Hunter Gathers. No point in having Jonny Depp act like a guy whos acting like another guy when you can just have the guy act like the guy who's acting like him.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

And in my book there is no right answer for Brock Samson besides 'Brock Samson'.

[jpope]

Doc Venture: Woody Harrelson Brock Samson: John Wayne Dean: Ron Howard Hank: dont know Monarch: dont know Dr Girlfriend: Selma Hayek 21: John Reilly 24: Will Ferrell Phantom Limb: Michael Caine Orpheus: Dennis Quaid Jefferson Twilight: Sam Jackson Alchemist: Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery Jonas JR: NO idea Sgt Hatred: Philip Seymour Hoffman Hunter Gathers: Leslie Neilsen Molotov Cocktease: Julia Roberts, nah screw her. Give me Laura Prepon

[decks_ubiquitous]

EVERYone will be played by Robert Downey Jr.

end of story.

[magicmurderbag]

Doc Venture:jason batemen

Brock Samson: stephen segal

Dean: micheal cera

Hank: david spade

Monarch: will arnett

Dr Girlfriend: shannon doherty [circa mallrats]

21: jonah hill

24: i cant say ray romano, but it would still be perfect 

Phantom Limb: raul juila

Orpheus: tim curry

Jefferson Twilight: sam l jackson [obvious]

Alchemist: nathan lane

Jonas JR: danny woodburn

Sgt Hatred: robert downey junior

Hunter Gathers: jonny depp as hunter thompson

Molotov Cocktease: mila jovovich couldn't agree more]

[AClockworkStrawberry]

Doc Venture: 

Brock Samson: Mickey Rourke

Dean:

Hank: 

Monarch: 

Dr Girlfriend: 

21: Jason Long

24: Seth Rogan

Phantom Limb:

Orpheus:

Jefferson Twilight:

Alchemist:

Jonas JR:

Sgt Hatred:

Hunter Gathers:

Molotov Cocktease:

I don't care about the others.  Mickey Rourke would have to be Brock Sampson. 

[magicmurderbag]

mickey rourke isnt sexy enough to be brock samson.

and i dig your sig

[AClockworkStrawberry]

I completely disagree.  Mickey Rourke is a dern sexy man.  Check out Domino (http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/domino_mickey_rourke.jpg).  He's got the rugged manly physique, the deep voice, the badass attitude, and who ever said Brock was sexy anyway?  Can you imagine Angelina Jolie as Moltov Coktease doing that sexy fight-that-almost-ended-in-sex scene with him?  I'd watch it.  Over and over and over.  =]

And thanks.  It's going to by my next tattoo.  I love Kurt Vonnegut. 

[TinyJoseph]

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DRD2001 wrote:

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TinyJoseph wrote:

Dr. Venture: Liev Schreiber James Urbaniak
Brock Samson: Patrick Warburton
Dean Venture: Emile Hirsch, Luke Wilson, John Francis Daley
Hank Venture: Owen Wilson, Chris Evans
Dr. Orpheus: Jeremy Irons
Triana Orpheus: Thora Birch, Christina Ricci
The Monarch: Tobby Huss
Dr. Girlfriend: Gina Gershon (Doc Hammer does the voice)
Pete White: Danny Cooksey
Myra Brandish: Brigitte Nielsen, Deborah Unger
Hector: Luis Guzman
Swifty: Carl Weathers
Baron Underbheit: Arnold Swarzenegger, John Lithgow, Brad Garret
Jonny Quest: Emile Hirsch
Mandaley: Michael Clark Duncan
Phantom Limb: Rupert Everett
Henchman #21: Patton Oswalt, Kevin Smith
Henchman #24: Jerry Seinfeld (Ray Romano does the voice), Vince Vaughn, Adam Carolla
Molotov Cocktease: Angelina Jolie
King Gorilla: Michael Clark Duncan (Planet of the Apes make up)
Tigerrific: Hugh Jackman
Tiny Attorney: Marshall Bell aka George/Kuato
David Bowie: David Bowie
Iggy Pop: Iggy Pop
Sgt. Hatred: John Goodman
Col. Hunter Gathers: Harry Dean Stanton, Johnny Depp (Fear & Loathing look)
Col. Horace Gentleman: Sean Connery
Rick Danger: Luke Wilson
Action Man: Harvey Keitel, Nick Nolte
Otto Aquarius: Doug Jones (Hellboy makeup, possibly David Hyde Pierce for voice.)
Klaus Nomi: Joey Arias (They messed up not having him appear as a character last season, having him play Nomi could be interesting).
Mafioso Art Enthusiast (Victor. Echo. November) : Frank Vincent
Manic Eightball: (Could be played by anyone, but I'd like to see Ray Park in VB credits).
Catclops: Bruce Campbell, William Sadler, Paul Hogan
Girl Hitler: Salma Hayek (Think Frida with the uni-brow this time she get's a stache)
Torrid: David Patrick Kelly, Jackie Earle Haley,
Jefferson Twilight: Richard Roundtree or Beefed up Sam Jackson.
Roy Brisby: Gary Oldman (Think, Mason Verger from: Hannibal).
Dr. Henry Killinger: Henry Kissinger, Ben Stein
Prof. Impossible: Stephen Colbert
Sally Impossible: Lauren Holly, Laurie Holden
Ned: Micheal Chiklis
Cody: Chris Evans
Rocket: Any baby
Kim: Scarlett Johansson
Mrs. Manstrong: Charlotte Rampling (hawt).
Kano: Joe Son (Random Task from: "Austin Powers" ).
Mr. Monday: Will Ferrel
Shameface: Mel Gibson (Think, "The Man Without a Face" ).
White Noise: Christopher Meloni
Mecha Mouth: Arnold Vosloo
JollyRancher82: Lin Shaye (Magda from: "There's Something About Mary", joke obviously but she could look like an older version of Jollyrancher.

The Brothers Wilson as The Venture Bros. is a joke, The Monarch & Dr. Orpheus choices I got from Jackson PublickJanissary. I'm pretty sure someone else came up with John Lithgow for Underbheit, wish I could remember who cause they deserve credit.
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You've thought about this, haven't you?

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Where would you get that kind of idea?

[Donnie420paul]

i cant fill in the rest of the cast right off the top of my head but i would say jay and silent bob as 21 and 24 for sure......and not the characters jay and silent bob "as" 21 and 24.....the actual jay and silent bob actors....just actually doing the 21 and 24 parts....it would all turn out pretty well i think.....hilarity would ensue

[ShadowGuy6]

That would be Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes and I completely disagree.  They would HAVE to be played by unknowns who can do the voices and happen to look like them.  Though Doc Hammer in a chubby suit would be funny.

[Donnie420paul]

o well my humble opinion...but i still say it would be good ** Yo Jo e! **

[ShadowGuy6]

Please don't take my disagreement as a denial of your opinion.  I totally appreciate your's.

[Donnie420paul]

i just think it all fits u know.....if they could just nail the voices and the attitudes of 21 and 24