Venture Bros.

[qaz334]

The Venture Brothers has some

of the best one liners of any television

show, ever! So post your favorites

people. My super all time favorite is

of course:

Holly Damit Christmas!

[55]

"My looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night."

[TheRedRose]

"Oooohhh...It's like gettin' sucked off by an angel!"

[qaz334]

man that is a great

one, i think i wanna

change my favorite

[terror44]

the pirate is great.  like  "**meep** Jones! Now their was a band."  hahhahahaha.

that conversation with jonas jr.  awesome cuz everyone knows **meep** jones **meep**!!!!

[qaz334]

**meep** right they do

and and how bout

The nozzel is calibrating

[Flying_Humanoids]

"It's pinned to the cowl. Kind of a pain in the **meep** to get back on."

[qaz334]

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55 wrote:
"My looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night."

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that one was great too

[qaz334]

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Flying_Humanoids wrote:
"It's pinned to the cowl. Kind of a pain in the **meep** to get back on."

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that one is yer fav... ok i'm not here to judge you

i mean i will i'm just not here to do that.

[WICKED21_24]

My wife's Fave is So Orpheus:

"Do not go into that room, I had TACO BEELLL FOR LUNCH!"

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Mine used to be:

"I'll be working harder than a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor!"

Now it's:

"No that plan was stupid. Mine's clean, elegant, classic....Cigar?!"

[qaz334]

those are all awsome lines

also Seriously, Hank, when I get my license back I'm allowed to kill you

[ShadowGuy6]

LADY SMITH BLACK MOMBAZO!!!!!, and of course his next line is great too:

Brock.....there's a 12 foot man in our pool pointing a lazer beam at me....Do something...

[qaz334]

love those

also love sexy women

abd this line, brock, don't screen me

[estabon23]

why must you be the screen door on my submarine?

[qaz334]

that is some good **meep** right there

and how bout: It's like you channel dead crazy people. Do you think it's a cry for help?

Message Edited by qaz334 on 02-11-2010 11:04 PM

[WICKED21_24]

S***T, Mallcops! Henchmen Retreat!

[MasterEv]

"I DARE you to make less sense!"

[estabon23]

what's so great about child labor?

[qaz334]

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WICKED21_24 wrote:
S***T, Mallcops! Henchmen Retreat!

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that was classic, like dickens or shakespeare

[qaz334]

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MasterEv wrote:
"I DARE you to make less sense!"

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with monkey proof welding

[qaz334]

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estabon23 wrote:

what's so great about child labor?

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viva zapotos!

[Oldtimewhitie]

"Nixon said the same thing when I gave him his first power tie."

[qaz334]

good one, i have become zee proud papa

venchmen are standing by!

[55]

Compromise is zee essence of diplomacy, and diplomacy is zee cornerstone of love.

[qaz334]

sweeeeeet loooooooooove