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puffelufigus
Posts: 8,011
Registered: ‎07-19-2003

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to puffelufigus - Message ID#: 59008672

dingus.

"i live under the overpass and work for cheese."
"i was your ejaculating unicorn"-georgelowe
:smileyindifferent:TeAm:smileyindifferent:DoYobi:smileyindifferent:- iDemoted MechPenci-113-isaPAL *wearsglasses*alters sig for people to look at Xiad_Rusco

:smileyindifferent:TeAm:smileyindifferent:DoYobi:smileyindifferent:-113-isaPAL...also--- iDemoted MechPencil .LDK_SPARDA is chumpchange!!!.*wearsglasses*alters sig for people to look at Xiad_Rusco

:smileyindifferent: alters sig for people to look at Xiad_Rusco........


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Oldtimewhitie
Posts: 1,004
Registered: ‎10-22-2009

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 58904654

GREAT! Some fuuuuuudging Master Race!

...So I have that, also.
Swimportant
qaz334
Posts: 15,884
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to puffelufigus - Message ID#: 59008678

nice on, i use that one now 

 

 

do you know how many baby ngels youu just killed

Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
Swimportant
qaz334
Posts: 15,884
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Oldtimewhitie - Message ID#: 59010916

WAIT that's Hitler isn't it
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
SwimHipster
Oldtimewhitie
Posts: 1,004
Registered: ‎10-22-2009
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 59032690

Nine ve're not.

...So I have that, also.
Order of the Owl
Soueaster88
Posts: 32,927
Registered: ‎09-20-2008
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Oldtimewhitie - Message ID#: 59052040

He gets that way around death. It's like he's in a Creed video.

Scissors are jerks. And I'm an owl.

In Japan. IN AMERICA!

#HEELSeight

Do what now?

SwimStar
DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,113
Registered: ‎06-27-2006
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Soueaster88 - Message ID#: 59052486

I have become ze proud papa.

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


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Majikthise
Posts: 60,021
Registered: ‎01-18-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 59109386

Wow, that icon is so, so wrong.
([]o)   Your friendly neighborhood lycanthrope (and part-time lava man)   ([]o)
Read my interview with Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer: Seeing More Venture Bros. in HD
"I didn't tell them to go die...you can live from jumping off a bridge...that's why I chose a bridge :smileysad:" --KibaWar
"If I made a thread about Suicide, specifically asking what kind of gun would be best to use to kill yourself
with, would I be banned? I'm not interested in killing myself to be honest. Just curious." --TsumeBlue

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SwimStar
DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,113
Registered: ‎06-27-2006
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Majikthise - Message ID#: 59110782

great, right.

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


SwimStar
DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,113
Registered: ‎06-27-2006
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 59123676

A penny for his thoughts

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


SwimNerd
dae_ni2000
Posts: 140
Registered: ‎09-18-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 59137776

"Brock, that suit is rented. Stop getting blood on it."
Swimportant
qaz334
Posts: 15,884
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to dae_ni2000 - Message ID#: 59209486

no i was stealing prescription pads
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
SwimStar
DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,113
Registered: ‎06-27-2006
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 59209806

Val, don't.

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


Swimportant
qaz334
Posts: 15,884
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 59226086

i need my pills!
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
SwimHipster
Oldtimewhitie
Posts: 1,004
Registered: ‎10-22-2009
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 59226086

Bet you'll come out for some GROOVY treats.

...So I have that, also.
SwimStar
DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,113
Registered: ‎06-27-2006

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Oldtimewhitie - Message ID#: 59327072

A dracula factory

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


Swimportant
qaz334
Posts: 15,884
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 59331918

love that one



genital formal ware
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
Order of the Owl
Soueaster88
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Registered: ‎09-20-2008
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 59334884

"I could incinerate this entire lab, make you believe you are a very special episode of Blossom, and shoot lightning from my hands!"

Scissors are jerks. And I'm an owl.

In Japan. IN AMERICA!

#HEELSeight

Do what now?

Swimportant
qaz334
Posts: 15,884
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Soueaster88 - Message ID#: 59349588

i once ate a whole labrador retriever
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
SwimHipster
Oldtimewhitie
Posts: 1,004
Registered: ‎10-22-2009
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 59351312

Get off the Green, it's about to get weird.

...So I have that, also.
Swimportant
qaz334
Posts: 15,884
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Oldtimewhitie - Message ID#: 59446876

i played this hole a million times and this never happened
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
SwimStar
DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,113
Registered: ‎06-27-2006
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 59448118

Looks like you gotta little uh, herpes on your lip there. You been kissin' your wife's ass....after I put herpes in there?

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


Swimportant
qaz334
Posts: 15,884
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 59763750

fuuuuuudge new hank swears
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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EDHUNTER1980
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Registered: ‎05-02-2011
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 59766828

my personal Fave is from " the family that slays together stays together part 2" when Hank gets on his wrist phone and says to Doc Venture " Hey pop, This guys a Tool!" refering to the child psychologist.

" That which is not dead yet eternal lie, yet with strange eons, even death may die"
- Ed the Head's Tombstone, Live After Death~1985
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qaz334
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to EDHUNTER1980 - Message ID#: 59815672

yeah that was a great one


does this brock tell you what to do?
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze