08-03-2011 02:14 AM
08-03-2011 10:39 PM
And let me tell you somethin bout the whole "an ant can lift a hundred times its weight" buisness, it's a myth, how much do you think an ant actually weighs--like nothin, what's nothin times a hundred....IT"S NOTHING!
Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!
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10-14-2011 07:41 PM
After reading through all the regurgitated quotes, I feel some awesome ones were left out. I'll throw in my opinion:
"Your father will never let us be together..... He's a big ol doody head that wants me all to himself."
10-14-2011 07:46 PM
"Yeah, and they'll think you like... talk to the pictures, and then ya, and then ya cut out the lips and the eyes with like a razor blade. And then you write dirty words on them with your own poop and you rub them on your chest."
10-14-2011 07:51 PM
"Sgt. Hatred, what did you block that out? Ah no, wait, you were passed out from the wine. Most of it was awful, trust me."
10-14-2011 07:55 PM
"There! That would've been better?! If I showed up like that out of no where? Look at you! You practically crapped your pants! Except him, he crapped his pants!"
10-14-2011 07:56 PM
"And bring me a f.uckin' sandwich!!!"
10-14-2011 07:59 PM
"He seeks love. He just doesn't know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores and in the hot stem of a crack pipe."
10-14-2011 08:00 PM
"At least they got an intercom... what do we get?!"
10-14-2011 08:01 PM
"That's my Nintendo D.S. lite.. goo-goo ga-ga?"
10-14-2011 08:02 PM
"I'll check for blackulas..... nope, no blackulas here."
10-14-2011 08:02 PM
"And a side of whatever disco fries are."
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