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qaz334
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‎08-03-2011 02:14 AM

is the dryer still warm
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‎08-03-2011 10:39 PM

And let me tell you somethin bout the whole "an ant can lift a hundred times its weight" buisness, it's a myth, how much do you think an ant actually weighs--like nothin, what's nothin times a hundred....IT"S NOTHING!

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


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‎08-06-2011 10:30 PM

don't let that **beast** see you!
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‎08-13-2011 12:45 AM

I'll be damned before I walk out of here wearing Aqua Man underoos.

...So I have that, also.
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‎08-13-2011 02:34 PM

ok it's time for you to get off my back
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‎08-29-2011 04:15 PM

"It was like 30 minutes of one song made out of an exploding car made of basses."

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‎08-31-2011 01:39 AM

wait did you say fitchel

this interview is over!
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‎08-31-2011 10:12 PM

I knew you couldn't quit us!

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


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‎09-01-2011 01:48 AM

i was rubbin off on him and he was rubbin off on me
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‎09-15-2011 12:53 AM

and its time for you to get up off my back
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‎09-28-2011 08:25 PM

winner
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‎09-28-2011 11:53 PM

chicken dinner
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‎10-09-2011 11:03 PM

so pretty.... like... extra flowers...

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‎10-10-2011 12:44 AM

hank, we don't have mom

and that was an awkward quote but hilarious
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‎10-10-2011 06:36 PM

"Welcome to alive, Dragoon."

A girl just called another girl a scallywag.

In Japan. IN AMERICA!

#HEELSeight

Do what now?

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‎10-14-2011 07:41 PM

  After reading through all the regurgitated quotes, I feel some awesome ones were left out.  I'll throw in my opinion:

 

 

 

"Your father will never let us be together.....  He's a big ol doody head that wants me all to himself."

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 07:46 PM

"Yeah, and they'll think you like... talk to the pictures, and then ya, and then ya cut out the lips and the eyes with like a razor blade.  And then you write dirty words on them with your own poop and you rub them on your chest."

 

"C.S.I."

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 07:51 PM

"Sgt. Hatred, what did you block that out?  Ah no, wait, you were passed out from the wine.  Most of it was awful, trust me."

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 07:55 PM

"There!  That would've been better?!  If I showed up like that out of no where?  Look at you!  You practically crapped your pants!  Except him, he crapped his pants!"

 

"Boom boom."

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 07:56 PM

"And bring me a f.uckin' sandwich!!!"

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 07:59 PM

"He seeks love.  He just doesn't know where to look.  He looks under the beds of whores and in the hot stem of a crack pipe."

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 08:00 PM

"At least they got an intercom... what do we get?!"

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 08:01 PM

"That's my Nintendo D.S. lite.. goo-goo ga-ga?"

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 08:02 PM

"I'll check for blackulas..... nope, no blackulas here."

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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‎10-14-2011 08:02 PM

"And a side of whatever disco fries are."

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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