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JamesCopley
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‎10-14-2011 08:05 PM

"Cool!  I'm not gonna explode anymore!.. And plus, free invisible mom!"

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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JamesCopley
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‎10-14-2011 08:07 PM - edited ‎10-15-2011 06:47 PM

"So what's it like to be.."

"A Dean?"

"Yeah a Dean... that must $uck."

 

 

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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qaz334
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‎10-29-2011 10:06 PM

love that line

 

 

 

i nev4er see you read

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CoolBobaFett
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‎10-30-2011 11:22 PM

"Fetch me... MY BLUE WINDBREAKER!!!"

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qaz334
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‎10-31-2011 01:39 AM

i had taco bell for LUNCH!!!
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DivisionofJoy
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‎11-02-2011 01:05 AM

Can I pet your Pussy?

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


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‎11-04-2011 11:03 PM

...you just made my day with that quote.

thank you
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‎11-04-2011 11:03 PM

i dunno mom calls him and tells him he's a better kisser
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‎12-21-2011 03:43 AM

What could be more important than your family Richard?

Sssssscience??

"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never seen Star Trek? Good Lord..."
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‎12-21-2011 09:44 PM

love that line, i laughed until i peed my pants, but just a little, but then i sneezed and ruined a pair of underpants
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‎12-21-2011 09:45 PM

well he is Germanic in origin
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DivisionofJoy
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‎01-04-2012 01:19 AM

what was that you were saying hank, bout bums not liking dicks?

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

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The Lockin


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The Hangar Bay


 


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‎01-05-2012 09:32 PM

...what was that from
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‎01-21-2012 04:52 PM

Hank - "Me and Al hit the dives and flop houses trying to dig up some info on this dame. We had the kind of lock that turns a professional gambler into an amateur murderer. Your basic boob ain't too keen on **noel**. When a bum sees a **noel** coming he don't stick around for the credits. Seems this old broad wasn't so popular with the men-folk. Every jobby in this 'burg knew the old frail but nobody copped to pitching woo."

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‎01-21-2012 04:55 PM

**supplement the censure with a nickname for "Richard"
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‎01-26-2012 09:05 PM

like tricky **noel**
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‎01-27-2012 04:34 AM

come on, Mechashebia

+1 is the new Hello! -1 is the new go fuq yourself!
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‎01-27-2012 09:48 PM

what! no way!
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‎01-28-2012 05:01 AM

Who's that hood rat Brock talking too

+1 is the new Hello! -1 is the new go fuq yourself!
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‎01-28-2012 06:43 PM

I'm in a tunnel with a confessed arsonist
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‎01-29-2012 05:55 PM - edited ‎01-29-2012 05:58 PM

"Oh, well if it isn't the thin white douche..."

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Henchman89
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‎01-29-2012 06:02 PM

'#21: So The Sovereign recorded Station to Station?!
#24: And ChangesOne? I love that album!
#21: Could you be a bigger poseur? ChangesOne was a "best of!"'

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‎01-30-2012 09:26 PM

love that line!

welcome to the boards
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DivisionofJoy
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‎02-02-2012 01:05 AM

GREAT! Some fucking master race!

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


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The Hangar Bay


 


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‎02-04-2012 09:33 PM

wait

thats hitlers brain in there isn't it
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