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JamesCopley
Posts: 15
Registered: ‎10-13-2011
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to JamesCopley - Message ID#: 62064820

"Cool!  I'm not gonna explode anymore!.. And plus, free invisible mom!"

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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JamesCopley
Posts: 15
Registered: ‎10-13-2011
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

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Reply to JamesCopley - Message ID#: 62064840

"So what's it like to be.."

"A Dean?"

"Yeah a Dean... that must $uck."

 

 

"It was Dr. O the whole time! I wonder what that means?"
"That means Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump, so.... nice job, case closed"

"And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way."
"Honestly Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read."
"It's weird right?"
"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
"Do you think it's a cry for help?"
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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to JamesCopley - Message ID#: 62064840

love that line

 

 

 

i nev4er see you read

Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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CoolBobaFett
Posts: 50
Registered: ‎10-19-2010

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 62230764

"Fetch me... MY BLUE WINDBREAKER!!!"

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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to CoolBobaFett - Message ID#: 62244778

i had taco bell for LUNCH!!!
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,115
Registered: ‎06-27-2006

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 62247300

Can I pet your Pussy?

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 62274472

...you just made my day with that quote.

thank you
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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qaz334
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 62274472

i dunno mom calls him and tells him he's a better kisser
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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TheRedRose
Posts: 404
Registered: ‎07-07-2007

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 62315514

What could be more important than your family Richard?

Sssssscience??

"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend... and you've never seen Star Trek? Good Lord..."
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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to TheRedRose - Message ID#: 62986737

love that line, i laughed until i peed my pants, but just a little, but then i sneezed and ruined a pair of underpants
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 62274472

well he is Germanic in origin
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,115
Registered: ‎06-27-2006

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 62995283

what was that you were saying hank, bout bums not liking dicks?

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 63151327

...what was that from
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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CoolBobaFett
Posts: 50
Registered: ‎10-19-2010
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 63175515

Hank - "Me and Al hit the dives and flop houses trying to dig up some info on this dame. We had the kind of lock that turns a professional gambler into an amateur murderer. Your basic boob ain't too keen on **noel**. When a bum sees a **noel** coming he don't stick around for the credits. Seems this old broad wasn't so popular with the men-folk. Every jobby in this 'burg knew the old frail but nobody copped to pitching woo."

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CoolBobaFett
Posts: 50
Registered: ‎10-19-2010

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to CoolBobaFett - Message ID#: 63389967

**supplement the censure with a nickname for "Richard"
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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to CoolBobaFett - Message ID#: 63389999

like tricky **noel**
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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Masta_ShakeZoidberg
Posts: 23,476
Registered: ‎10-29-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 63464999

come on, Mechashebia

+1 is the new Hello! -1 is the new go fuq yourself!
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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Masta_ShakeZoidberg - Message ID#: 63471623

what! no way!
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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Masta_ShakeZoidberg
Posts: 23,476
Registered: ‎10-29-2004

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 63479949

Who's that hood rat Brock talking too

+1 is the new Hello! -1 is the new go fuq yourself!
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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Masta_ShakeZoidberg - Message ID#: 63485983

I'm in a tunnel with a confessed arsonist
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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Henchman89
Posts: 2
Registered: ‎01-29-2012
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

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Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 53125693

"Oh, well if it isn't the thin white douche..."

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Henchman89
Posts: 2
Registered: ‎01-29-2012
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 53125693

'#21: So The Sovereign recorded Station to Station?!
#24: And ChangesOne? I love that album!
#21: Could you be a bigger poseur? ChangesOne was a "best of!"'

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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to Henchman89 - Message ID#: 63504539

love that line!

welcome to the boards
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze
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DivisionofJoy
Posts: 5,115
Registered: ‎06-27-2006

Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 63520585

GREAT! Some fucking master race!

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

Please...


The Lockin


Yeah! Well my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw them a shotgun wedding!


The Hangar Bay


 


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qaz334
Posts: 15,888
Registered: ‎11-06-2004
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Re: Venture Brothers One Liners!

Reply to DivisionofJoy - Message ID#: 63554205

wait

thats hitlers brain in there isn't it
Qaz Qazi of the Kave Klan Uranus
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 8 0 0 - G O T O H E L L The MySpaze