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OGO-POGO!!
myspace.com/terror444YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KICKED ELVIS PRESLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BROUGHT IN SOME HILLBILLY WITH A BUCKET!!!! YOU STUPID M***ER F***ER!! Dethklok Roadie #526
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"Seriously Johnny, Why would I arch you. You're nothing but a punk!"
"Who is your grief counselor.....Mother Teresa?"

HAATE MEEE!!
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terror44
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Nu-u! Liar. You choked on a popsicle stick at a holloween party!
myspace.com/terror444YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KICKED ELVIS PRESLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BROUGHT IN SOME HILLBILLY WITH A BUCKET!!!! YOU STUPID M***ER F***ER!! Dethklok Roadie #526
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qaz334
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peroxwhy_gen wrote:
"The Monarch's gone all creepy uncle on us."

love the image with hank and his pants falling down

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Reply to WICKED21_24 - Message ID#: 53691955


WICKED21_24 wrote:
"PLESIOSAUR!!"
I thought the Plesiosaurus was the polite Dinosaur! (Please-iosaur) 
 I know...har har har that was really a bad joke.  

 

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Reply to WICKED21_24 - Message ID#: 53691936


WICKED21_24 wrote:
"...Oh don't knock or anything, It's not like I live in a cocoon with like 83 henchmen and no girls!"
That was an awesome one-liner

 

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"So there is no chance i will be **blarney**!"
myspace.com/terror444YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KICKED ELVIS PRESLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BROUGHT IN SOME HILLBILLY WITH A BUCKET!!!! YOU STUPID M***ER F***ER!! Dethklok Roadie #526
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Here's a one liner from the Monarch: "21 and 24 are the best henchmen because 21 and 24 are that rare combination of expendable and  invulnerable that is so hard to find".

 

(I know it wasn't exactly what the Monarch said but you get the gist of it). 

 

 

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"I hid it in my mouth and jammed it up his..."
myspace.com/terror444YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KICKED ELVIS PRESLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BROUGHT IN SOME HILLBILLY WITH A BUCKET!!!! YOU STUPID M***ER F***ER!! Dethklok Roadie #526
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are you my mommy
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Reply to qaz334 - Message ID#: 53702838

"Hola, senior Sampson."
Message Edited by Oldtimewhitie on 03-20-2010 11:56 PM
...So I have that, also.
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you are nto so tough without your big knife
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"I, got to lay down for a while."

...So I have that, also.
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i thought you both just liked to dress up like idiots
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"We need to talk."
...So I have that, also.
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"You just ate dinner next to a guy dressed just like you."
myspace.com/terror444YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KICKED ELVIS PRESLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BROUGHT IN SOME HILLBILLY WITH A BUCKET!!!! YOU STUPID M***ER F***ER!! Dethklok Roadie #526
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"Johnney Deeper!"
Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water into fresh water.

We gotta get off the Green, it's about to get weird...
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i wrote my name on that philly with the tip of my...
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"Oh, in your dreams fat back." 
Message Edited by Oldtimewhitie on 03-22-2010 12:13 AM
...So I have that, also.
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Dean to Trianna: "Can I pet your P*U*S*S*Y*?"
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"why did i even write my initials on it?"
Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water into fresh water.

We gotta get off the Green, it's about to get weird...
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"The Guild is the recognized leader in organized havoc.  JUST LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS!"
myspace.com/terror444YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KICKED ELVIS PRESLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BROUGHT IN SOME HILLBILLY WITH A BUCKET!!!! YOU STUPID M***ER F***ER!! Dethklok Roadie #526
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"When I see a giant robot I wanna beat them up...and then...and then....I wanna BURN THEM"!!!

 

"Sometimes I wanna burn the whole world" 

 

-Ro-boy 

 

"Did I just kill premature ejaculation"?

 

(Dr. Venture) 

Message Edited by cski on 03-22-2010 10:30 AM
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who is hector melina? and y do i keep getting his junk mail?
myspace.com/terror444YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KICKED ELVIS PRESLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BROUGHT IN SOME HILLBILLY WITH A BUCKET!!!! YOU STUPID M***ER F***ER!! Dethklok Roadie #526
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Crap! You guys used both of the lines I was going to use here.
...So I have that, also.