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02-27-2010 01:31 AM

and thats y i didnt lose my virginity til i was 25
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02-27-2010 01:33 AM

I like the cut of this guyz  jib

i like the cut of his hair

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02-27-2010 01:34 AM

Ogo POGO!

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02-27-2010 01:37 AM

We dont have any prisons in Underhland. Everyone is executed

 

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02-27-2010 01:38 AM

"Oh my Nissan Stanza!"
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02-27-2010 06:34 AM

qaz334 wrote:
ShadowGuy6 wrote:
That's for calling Ook Ook a monkey!.

colonel gentleman list of toys he wishes he had as child but weren't inveted yet

Colonel Gentleman's list of Hollywood actresses who need a smack in the mouth.

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02-27-2010 06:34 AM

"And I'm quite sure I'm ironing a shirt."
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02-27-2010 11:22 AM

You know what'd be even better than secret spy suicide tooth?

Cherry Italian ice tooth!

Good night you princes of Venture, you kings of sleep over.
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02-27-2010 11:24 AM

"you wanna see my stamp collection"
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02-27-2010 11:27 AM

you're the boyz from brazil
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02-27-2010 11:36 AM

"who taught u how to crap my grandpa"
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02-27-2010 11:46 AM

"I hate touchen them they feel like giant stretch armstrongs" 

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02-28-2010 12:50 AM

**pOp** man you are on a roll

 

i just came by for his sample

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02-28-2010 02:38 PM

Sometimes it gets hot in the box, that my pop made.
...So I have that, also.
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02-28-2010 03:00 PM

penguins have an organ behind the eye that turns salt water to fresh water
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02-28-2010 05:20 PM

"Hey shoot me I'm not supposed to be in here!"
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02-28-2010 09:19 PM - last edited on 02-28-2010 09:22 PM

"Holy s***t, You're Dean F****king Venture, King Gorilla I gotta buy my b***tch back, Here's your cigarette"

Message Edited by WICKED21_24 on 02-28-2010 09:22 PM
"Who is your grief counselor.....Mother Teresa?"

HAATE MEEE!!
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02-28-2010 09:21 PM

"F***k You, Gimme a Dollar!!"
"Who is your grief counselor.....Mother Teresa?"

HAATE MEEE!!
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02-28-2010 11:10 PM

What? Are you raping me?

...So I have that, also.
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02-28-2010 11:29 PM

"Yes, but they don't have TINY MEN in their employ!"
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03-01-2010 12:41 AM

I was gonna but u look to much like a girl
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03-01-2010 01:45 AM

"the kid's daffy, head full of puddin"
Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water into fresh water.

We gotta get off the Green, it's about to get weird...
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03-01-2010 01:48 AM

"It's like somebody kicked me in the rocks, & they didn't take their foot away!"
Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water into fresh water.

We gotta get off the Green, it's about to get weird...
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03-01-2010 01:48 AM

i got porn here, it helps
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03-01-2010 02:34 PM

they dont use pictures of mcculley culken 4 money either
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