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"oooh, pretzel-bender! Brock's gotta teach me that one!"
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use the hand attachments i made you!
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How do you do that!? How can you not tell the difference?! God, it's like having my dad do the shopping!
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diet is this diet?
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 Right in my Cape Canaverals.
myspace.com/terror444YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KICKED ELVIS PRESLEY RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO AND BROUGHT IN SOME HILLBILLY WITH A BUCKET!!!! YOU STUPID M***ER F***ER!! Dethklok Roadie #526
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 Do you have any idea how long six million bucks takes to pay off on a government salary!?
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i gotta drop a count dukoo
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"Oh yeah, you were terrifying when you crapped your pants." - 24 to 21
“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.” - Anton LaVey

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24-WHAT DID YOU DO?
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dae_ni2000 wrote:
"Oh yeah, you were terrifying when you crapped your pants." - 24 to 21
Oh yeah that was totally funny!
My favorite Venture scene...if a song can be a one liner, is when 24 goes to pick up 21 after the Monarch breaks out of jail, and they are both humming this "evil music of impending revenge" dahhhhhhh da daaaaahhhh, daaaah dahhh dahhhhhh. Then they both do it in the Stanza till 21"s dog jumps in the car and breaks the mood.
 
Priceless 

 

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Oh yeah! That was the most EPIC moment of anything, ever!
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dae_ni2000 wrote:
Oh yeah! That was the most EPIC moment of anything, ever!
"mom get the dog" (21 screams after his dog jumps in 24's Stanza).
 Unrelated one liner:
 The Monarch quips: "It's not a Mitsubishi Galant" about the cocoon breaking down.

 

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24 tells 21 to be outside by five so he can pick him up. 21 hangs up and begins to hum the Mars movement from Holst's The Planets Suite while pretending he has Batman-esq security when in reality he keeps his costume on a hanger in his closet. I really can't convey the scene in text so you'll just have to be sad you're not watching it right now.

At the end of this 24 arrives, humming the same song and beeping his horn. 21 gets into the car and they get to a very dynamic and epic portion of the movement when 24's dog jumps into the backseat, much to their disdain

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terror44 wrote:

24 tells 21 to be outside by five so he can pick him up. 21 hangs up and begins to hum the Mars movement from Holst's The Planets Suite while pretending he has Batman-esq security when in reality he keeps his costume on a hanger in his closet. I really can't convey the scene in text so you'll just have to be sad you're not watching it right now.

At the end of this 24 arrives, humming the same song and beeping his horn. 21 gets into the car and they get to a very dynamic and epic portion of the movement when 24's dog jumps into the backseat, much to their disdain


Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. What episode is it? I gotta make a video-byte oudda that one!

 

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Oh, thanks for clearing up what the name of the song is so I can download it...awesome. : ^ D .

 

 

Check out this:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4oDDmoWf1M 

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hate floats
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 And under the flickering light of Burt Reynolds' Sharky's Machine, he opened the bay doors! Almost the whole crew was there! Sharky's Machine
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The Monarch: Hank. Hank! I am you real father!
Hank: No way. No way, that's not true.
The Monarch: Psyche!! Tahh, sucker! You were all [mimicking] 'Oh daddy, you're my daddy!' You are so gullible! What is that like?!
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Well without the fog machine, then what am I supposed to project the sea monster on?
...So I have that, also.
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is that a jelly donut u big queen
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"The Monarch's gone all creepy uncle on us."
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Oh this is just gay. Look, I gotta get back to yelling at regular kids, alright?
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No i'm not talking about Mecha Mouth Hank.
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"...Oh don't knock or anything, It's not like I live in a cocoon with like 83 henchmen and no girls!"
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"PLESIOSAUR!!"
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