Xavier: Renegade Angel

[Unforgiven]

Let's see how many quotes we can come up with. I don't think that I'm going to be able to edit this original post forever so to each his own. I'll start off with a couple:

"I'd swim through a lake of water for these cakes, that's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes"- the Christian Doctor

"I've flipped more lids than a monkey in a soup kitchen of the mind"- Xavier

"By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way I'm helping your mother"- Xavier

Message Edited by Unforgiven on 02-17-2009 12:22 PM

[Explosivo_420]

in b4 "what doth life"

[Ben-E-G]

"What?! You only have ONE penii?  Let me se it...."-Xavier vs. Xavier

p.s. in my opinion, Xavier won.

[CodeguruXX]

"That's so devilish, it's clevelish!"

                           CodeguruX

[Ben-E-G]

"You nappa, you get slapped-a!"

Sorry, I just love that Shakashuri (sp?) Blowdown episode.  All-time favorite so far.  Every line from that episode is an awesome quote.

[spejic]

Almost every line in the show is designed to be a quote, but here are some of my favorites. 

"I'm a survivor.  We're a dying breed." - Xavier

"Now everyone will know the Locos are crazy about postmodernist aesthetic contextual framing!" - Chalaza, head of the Locos

[PANZERSCHNELL]

I vow to send her 100 flowers every 5 minutes ..... vow locked in!

[Explosivo_420]

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Ben-E-G wrote:

"What?! You only have ONE penii?  Let me se it...."-Xavier vs. Xavier

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what's funny about that episode is later on you learn they both kinda had a penii(more like a peen-eye)

[spejic]

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Explosivo_420 wrote: 

what's funny about that episode is later on you learn they both kinda had a penii(more like a peen-eye)

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Talk about a total mind-blinder - I didn't get it at all, but now it's so obvious.  Thanks.
I hope the DVD's have a slow motion explanation of all the puns because even clever people rewatching each episode many times are going to miss some of these.

 

Message Edited by spejic on 02-20-2009 08:11 PM

[Explosivo_420]

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spejic wrote:

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Explosivo_420 wrote: 

what's funny about that episode is later on you learn they both kinda had a penii(more like a peen-eye)

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Talk about a total mind-blinder - I didn't get it at all, but now it's so obvious.  Thanks.
I hope the DVD's have a slow motion explanation of all the puns because even clever people rewatching each episode many times are going to miss some of these.

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It's weird because I didn't even think about that until I saw that quote. Then, like you said, it was just too obvious.

A Pun Commentary track would be unimaginably amazing 

[Ben-E-G]

Penii=Peen EYE...... wow....gimmie a sec....I gotta scrape my brain off the wall.......total mind-blower.

[Xaviers_Rap-Gambit]

What's this??!

Seems to be some sort of words on paper.

I could totally read but, uh, I dare YOU to read what it says on here or...what are you??!

A Chicken?!?

(kharmabionic lotion ep.)

[TriCham84]

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Ben-E-G wrote:

"What?! You only have ONE penii?  Let me se it...."

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"See with your eyes, not with your mouth"

"I'll see your peniis with your mouth, and I'll raise you, with my hand"

"Ante up!"

why do I still remember the WHOLE friggin thing...

and cheers to me finally figuring out quoting. I feel smarter already.

[koli]

Cool dude!  You brought a buddy along for the trip.  Come buddy!

[senoftheshire]

"Have you seen my mother?

She's about... yay high

and MMM big

and OOH naice "

[Kaseythegr8]

who here recieves meat?

[Ben-E-G]

You got a liscense to sell hotdogs? Chico man?

[GodsDrippyCrevice]

"Dumb w o p. They should have given you a goombatomy"

Lol, from the new ep.  

Message Edited by GodsDrippyCrevice on 04-17-2009 03:30 PM

[TriCham84]

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Ben-E-G wrote:
You got a liscense to sell hotdogs? Chico man?

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"No, because when I was filling out the application, my peniis was sticking out!"

[DivisionofJoy]

I am a conundrummer in a band called "Life"

Message Edited by DivisionofJoy on 04-20-2009 04:07 PM

[TriCham84]

puzzler

[koli]

the

[ZincThallinide]

I

[ayobro]

Must write that down!!

*note to self*

write that down

[tallymebanana]

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senoftheshire wrote:

"Have you seen my mother?

She's about... yay high

and MMM big

and OOH naice "

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Reading this brings back when i first saw it. Me and my buddies just looked at eachother and laughed.