Guys, I think it's "i've tried curing the dead that way, but it only leads to heartbreak. I got dumped *bleep*, but mid pump."
And the original one is, "Hey muchacho, where did you do to my iced cream, chachi!" "I am your ice cream, but it's really just you." "Make up your mind, first you say i'm scream, then you'm scream, what? we all'm scream? You're not the crispiest meat-hat in chi-camp, do you?"
It's a brilliant show. The depth of understanding one can have with this show leads to watching it many, many times.