Xavier: Renegade Angel

[Givian]

try "preparing" with freebased bromide
it'll be the periodic table of the elements at the end of your life sentence

[GeorgeWBullsh_t]

or not, wich is probably the best idea so it doesn't rape your soul.

Message Edited by GeorgeWBullsh_t on 01-14-2008 01:07 AM

[LandEmpires]

Hydrogen bromide is a common salt, a real bummer

[GeorgeWBullsh_t]

it's nice on french fries

[LandEmpires]

Sodium bromide is popular in soft drinks.  Mmmmmmm, bromium, deliciously toxic

[LandEmpires]

Whoops, that would be brominated vegetable oil.  Mmm, bromium, deliciously toxic

[GeorgeWBullsh_t]

there are lots of fun bromos that i've never heard.

[Norm_Loman]

Where can I find a Shakishuri? Nobody in the music shop has heard of it *
I wanna play one in my new band. We havent picked a name yet. Maybe we could call it "Life Puzzler".




*Even though no music shop carrys the shakishuri, and no musician I know has ever heard of it, I am still convinced that this is a real instrument, and not fictional. Afterall, everything else in Xavier is real. In case you havent figured it out by now, Xavier is a real person, and everything in the show happened in real life.

[LandEmpires]

No, Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.

[Norm_Loman]

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LandEmpires wrote:
No, Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.

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Wasn't it? Well atleast that's what I infered.

Say, isn't it about time AS makes some Xavier avatars we can all use? Xavier has usurped Aqua Teens as my favorite show ever and I want to express that through my avatar.
Make sure y'all make an avatar of snake hand. I want that one.

[Givian]

ehhh *incorrect buzzer hellhound spasm*
try it on french LADIES

[TrailerParkBoys]

LOUD NOISES!

[Givian]

french ladies?... making... loud noises?
with a side of bromium fries?
is freedom muteagain?

[ExpIosivo_420]

ur a punk congrats

[strangerdanger]

I never seen a throwdown between the same dude.

This show is ** blarg ** brilliant.

[strangerdanger]

Seriously, can someone get me a transcript of the verbal battle.  This was the funniest thing ever written.

[witch_hazel]

This finale was a let-down for me.  I've been saying it's the ultimate stonerr show for a while now but the showdown between the two Xaviers could have been better.  The quips were not insightful in the least, and they should have been at least pseudo-insightful.  I expect fun gay humor to come up and that's fine, and the man in the railcar reminded me of "The Man That Was Used Up" by Edgar Allan Poe which was delightful...I wonder if that was their inspiration. 

The dialogue betwixt the two Xaviers could have been funny and simultaneously insightful, as many of Xavier's statements and adventures have been.  The mindrape is not here.  The "Get out of your head" idea in the Godrilla episode was a great mindrape, as it was a universe within a universe within a universe.  In fact, I love many of the comments here more than some of the dialogue in some of the Xavier episodes which could be greatly enhanced with more mind-fuuckery and jokes or quips inserted where there are definite openings for them.

The "acid trip" shakashuri showdown portion could have been more mind-blowing at points, but I absolutely loved it when they lifted their loincloths (is that the proper term for what he [they] wear?) and they were eyes and it panned out...that was very neat.

In other news, it's hard for me to get pot these days...it's so sad.  Xavier isn't the same and I start thinking how it could be better and more trippy.  I even wrote down some dialogue I thought would have been better and more mind-blowing.  Anyway.  No one cares.  Tootles.

[Givian]

Xavier is not an actual guru
I reap-heat
Xavier is not your fan-factual whose-who
Ask umbrella-ghandi, he'll tell you
Follow that savage for save-age and you'll find your favorite hole condemned and hemmed

Looking to this show for definitive cosmic insight is like pining for Barney the durple pinosaur to provide authentic paleontological evidence of Dinosaurs
"Suzie's bout as stable as a slot machine. Pays up once in awhile and then she robs you clean."

Xavier is the queef pause between legitimate intimacies
The applause sign over the Dalai Lama's head at doublebooked east coast Middle School gigs

"I'll be auditioning gods in my office on monday morning" ~Aes Rock

[witch_hazel]

Well, duh.  I wasn't even saying that.  There's no reason to take a harsh edge to me just because I enjoy mixing comedy with philosophy.  There HAVE been points of mind-blowing-ness-ness in Xavier which have also been funny, and there have been whooaaa moments alternating with humor, and those whoa moments can get you to think or blow your mind in a fun, trippy way without being on drugs.

I say that watching Xavier, most of the time, is like being stoned without necessarily even being so.  There are stupid jokes that you can just laugh at for the sheer joy of it, and there's crap that's like, WHAT THE HELL?!  And like TubalCain said, this episode made too much sense.  There wasn't enough WHAT THE HELL and whoa and mindrape moments or however you would put it.

P.S. I wouldn't look to an Adult Swim show for ultimate wisdom if it were the last intelligible form of collected knowledge in existence.  Don't patronize me, I'm not an idiot, thank you.  I actually liked what you had to say in the "Godrilla" episode discussion.  ^_^

Message Edited by witch_hazel on 01-14-2008 04:35 AM

Message Edited by witch_hazel on 01-14-2008 04:36 AM

[Givian]

Your harsh is my marshmellow. No need to feel yellowed.
Walk away.

I love you and your expectations. I understand them. I add-wh0re your need for more. I just don't agree with you about this episode. Palmating hand trees are a mindfunk for eye. As are giant doors in the midst of South American Nano-DNA groves, murderous Unicorns and Cloud Spectres. As are self addressed egonaut arguments. And, well, I do think you're over-underwhelming the you-addressed mindfunk of this ep. It may have been more subtle then some past, but that doesnt dim its dimension. The who won the battle between him and him "you decide, it was you" aspect of this episode has so many ramifications in the on cushy pushins' of the philo-sofa that it makes me want to just lay down and die into the hide.

[Givian]

P.S. I wouldn't look to an Adult Swim show for ultimate wisdom if it were the last intelligible form of collected knowledge in existence.  Don't patronize me, I'm not an idiot, thank you.  I actually liked what you had to say in the "Godrilla" episode discussion.  ^_^

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*Lays down exposing soft undergullet in simpering sacrificial submission*

I don't think you're an idiot friend, nor do I think anything I've said would inference what my opinion about what you did or didnt do on the S.A.T.'s was. I don't know you from atom. Or atom from pentaquark. I just don't think its sensible or fair to the writers of this lovely little flowshow to judge it on the merits of whether its as insightful as you think you could make it. But that's ok. I do that to my favorite artists all the time. Same scoop, yet everyone has a different taste in their mouth. I happen to think there's been more veiled wisdom in this season than the bible, or even some sections of the rig veda. Go fish (with me) please. Maybe you'll find your wish glinted in its scales.

[TrailerParkBoys]

I thought it was a perfect end and perfect beginning. Season 2 here we come.

[witch_hazel]

I agree the hand-thing was cool.

Walking away isn't an option.

It is pretty hard to fit the multi-verse into a show that is less than 15 minutes long.  I admit I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force but not all of its episodes are a walk in the park.  Although, then again, not all walks in the park are walks in the park and...what??  ...Anyway, I guess I really wish the finale was as amazingly brilliant as Godrilla, I really do.  Or Burning Person!  Man, I dunno, there were just some great episodes before this one and I thought the ultimate double-Xavier showdown would've been...I dunno, different.

Message Edited by witch_hazel on 01-14-2008 05:06 AM

[Givian]

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witch_hazel wrote:

I agree the hand-thing was cool.

Walking away isn't an option.

It is pretty hard to fit the multi-verse into a show that is less than 15 minutes long.  I admit I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force but not all of its episodes are a walk in the park.  Although, then again, not all walks in the park are walks in the park and...what??  ...Anyway, I guess I really wish the finale was as amazingly brilliant and Godrilla, I really do.

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Then fish that wish, but make sure your lure is pure.

[PseudoNinjaBear]

Bequeefed!!!