quantized television psychotics

[Eternal_Tallgeese]

F*ckin terrible,but just too hilarious!

DEF. a knee slapper.

[rofl_roflhax]

u bum

i came in here think'n itd proly be a road sign

& now im not slapp'n any knees

[scrapyard]

shoot i wish farts at work were plentiful & hilaroius

nstead ive seen actual poop

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

I don't know where you work, but I'm imagining someone taking a dump in their cubical and then showing it to you.

[scrapyard]

lol its a thrift store

but its wedgd between a burmuda triangle of a hooker hotel, bar &trailer park

&its been around like 30yrs

so ppl treat it like a rest stop

i had 2close the bathroom & say its broken

cuz ppl kept leav'n dukes all over the dam place

its unbelieveable im srs

i cant belive how much actural poop ive seen

i started feel'n bad 4my stock guys who have 2clean it up

&theres always #### on the sides of the building

ppl are jst so darn gross

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

That is really gross... Don't hooker hotels and bars have bathrooms? I mean, come on.

[scrapyard]

IDK

but dude its outa control

one time this dude busted thru the doors & i was like stooooooop its broooookeeeen

&he ran n2 the bathroom locked the door

flushed

&came out & sed

its alreite i just had 2wash my hands

& i was like but but

u flushed

lol

i had 2say that 2a totl stranger

geez my life

im constantly talkn 2ppl bout their bathroom habits

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

Haha, that's great. At least you're not like a door woman for the bathrooms like some places have. Where you have to offer people towels and ask them how things went and stuff.

[scrapyard]

i dont know how ppl do that job

i mean

realy

realy

yer gona stand ina  bathroom all day

i just dont get it

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

And you have to offer people mints and ask for tips and stuff. It seems like a really weird job.

[scrapyard]

&u have 2spray perfum & hairspray

&be like wow wickd poop u jus made eh??

[Doom_Metal_Alchemist]

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scrapyard wrote:

IDK

but dude its outa control

one time this dude busted thru the doors & i was like stooooooop its broooookeeeen

&he ran n2 the bathroom locked the door

flushed

&came out & sed

its alreite i just had 2wash my hands

& i was like but but

u flushed

lol

i had 2say that 2a totl stranger

geez my life

im constantly talkn 2ppl bout their bathroom habits

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I'll bet he was flushing drugs.

[scrapyard]

naw i bet he was dropp'n dukes!

dude was like 50 yrs old or sometin

[westpark]

go 2 the bathroom